Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
