I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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