By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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