called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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