i don't plan on having that self control this summer
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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