That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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