I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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