I'm drive I can fine osifer
I wanna passion pit in your ass
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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