Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
you will always have a special place in my vag
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
BRING THE BAGELS
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