I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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