how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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