Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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