Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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