butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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