The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
whose parrot is this?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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