i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
