guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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