Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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