My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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