I hate all girls vehemently.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
My vagina is very pro this idea
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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