I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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