I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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