Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
