You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Oh god it's open bar.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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