I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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