Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize