Taylor Swift is so right about you.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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