dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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