Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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