but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
