Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
We need to get me chipped asap
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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