I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Just pee around me
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Randomize
