You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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