id be glad to
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
