return my video game
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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