i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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