i barfeds in our rink
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
you inspire me to be a worse person
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
