How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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