Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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