Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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