If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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