so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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