I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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