Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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