HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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