I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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