When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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