i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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