Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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