mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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