Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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