u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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