I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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