i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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